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************** JOKE OF THE DAY THURSDAY****************** An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First Officer is Chinese. Its the first time theyve flown together and its obvious, by the silence, that they dont get along. After thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters: I dont like Chinese. The First Officer replies: Oooooh, no like Chinese? Why dat? Your people bombed Pearl Harbor. Thats why I dont like Chinese. Nooooo, noooo, Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah.That Japanese, not Chinese. The pilot replied:Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese... it doesnt matter, youre all alike. Another thirty minutes of silence. Finally, the First Officer says: No like Jew. Why not? Why dont you like Jews? Jews sink Titanic. The Jews didnt sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg. The first officer replied:Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, Spielberg; no mattah ... all da same.

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