JUST FOR LAUGHS To my fellow IGBO friends: Please, there is no bank in 9ja called ZINET, what we have is ZENITH BANK, no football club in the world called ESIMILAND, its AC MILAN, no town called IJABODE, its IJEBU-ODE & nothing like e-mel but e-mail. To our BENIN pals: The name is NELSON MANDELA, not NELSI MADELA. There is no such thing as a MALLA, is MALLAM. Its not called SHANPIO but CHAMPION. To our YORUBA friends: The place we board planes is not an EARPORT, but AIRPORT. Lampard does not play for CELSEA, its CHELSEA. Your phone number is not SIRO HATE SIRO, its ZERO EIGHT ZERO. We dont have a FIJU milk, but VIJU. EFIK: The place where 2 roads meet is not a YUNCHUN, its a JUNCTION. My brothers name is not YAWN, is JOHN. Our HAUSA friends oh: The drinks were not FULENTY its PLENTY. I didnt buy a KWUOMFUTA, I bought a COMPUTER. That guy no be coffer oo, na corper and no tell person kwun nyea my prend! Its come here my friend! There is no political party in Nigeria called, Fee Dee Fee, but PDP.
Posted on: Fri, 16 May 2014 16:07:04 +0000
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