Mom to Children :- Jo meri baat maanega aur muze ulta jawab nahi dega, usko main Gift dungi Children :- Lo kar lo baat is tarah to saare gift Papa hi le jaayenge ... Beautiful answer Daughter: what is marriage? Mom: marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore".... 1 Sardar ne MENDAK se pucha k sardaro me dimag hota h? Mendk bola-nahi, or pani me kud gaya. Sardar pura din sochta raha isme SUICIDE karne wali kya baat thi ? Best Traffic Advertisement of Year: Picture of Lord Ganesha holding a Helmet with a Saying: "Take care of ur Head., Not every 1 gets a Replacement like Me..". Sir: Define Energy ? Sardar: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas. Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo. Sardar: "and this is called Energy......" Salesman: Sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya? Santa: " Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!! Salesman Fainted !! kasa laga reply plz
Posted on: Thu, 08 Aug 2013 19:34:05 +0000