Jesus and Ruth There was a little old lady named Ruth. She lived all alone and had no one to help her through life except her boldness and a small companion named jesus (hesus). He was a very small dog of the Mexican Chihuahua breed. Ruth was afraid when she went out because she lived in a very bad neighborhood. She was always harassed and had even been a victim of purse snatching. One day while on her walk to the local grocery store she came in contact with one of the local gangs. There were five young gangsters standing in front of her. She new this was not going to be a good day for her and jesus. These guys were; well you know, their butts were hanging out their pants and all of them had that angry look like I’m going to get even with you. They also had a very large Doberman on a leash in front of them. Ruth looked at jesus and said “boy this is not going to be easy, forget everything I taught you about fighting fare.” Jesus looking at the guys and the Doberman just gave a snarling yapping bark. Well you know what happen next. The gangsters starting to laugh at the little jesus and said lady you just given demon his dinner invitation. At that Ruth gave jesus the command and he lunged toward demon. This little dog was a real kung fu fighter but only Ruth knew what was inside the little dog. When jesus ran across demon’s head he nipped out a piece of eye from his face. Demon fell back on his behind yelping and howling. Next jesus ran between demon’s legs and while underneath demon he ripped open his male genital organs with his chainsaw teeth. Then jesus ran out in front of demon as to look him in the eye to let him know what was to come. This was when it got ugly. The next pass under demon jesus clamped down on demon’s male organ with his teeth and removed about two inches. Then demon was in such pain he could not move. He just fell to the ground and began to howl. Then jesus looked at demon face to face. Then jesus, with his teeth snatched demon’s tongue out of his mouth. Demon immediately began to bleed to death. At that point the gangsters started to advance toward Ruth. Their thoughts were to have revenge on Ruth and then finish off jesus. That was when Ruth called to jesus and gave the command. “Get behind me boy”! The command was obeyed by jesus and he took his position behind Ruth. Ruth then pulled a 45 auto from her purse and began to fire. First shot hit the gangster’s head, near the ear. It looked like a half peeled onion. The next shot hit one in the foot. Ruth was so close his foot was smoking from the powder burns. One more round was fired and it hit home in the next gangster’s knee. He fell to the ground and began to howl along side of demon. At that point Ruth opened her eyes to check things out. The three gangsters were lying on the ground bleeding with demon; jesus was still standing behind Ruth. She cleared her 45 auto, put it back in her purse and said to jesus “let’s go home boy, I think they’ve had enough” The moral of this story is ----- It’s not the size of the dog in the fight! It’s the size of the fight in the dog! Also everything will turn out ok with someone named Jesus Standing behind you. Donnie Tyndall August 5, 2003
Posted on: Thu, 19 Sep 2013 02:42:11 +0000
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