John was driving, when a Policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the Officer, Is there a problem, Officer? No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think youre going to do with the money? John thought for a minute and said, Well, I guess Ill go and get that Drivers License. Judi, sitting in the passenger seat, said to the Policeman, Oh, dont pay attention to him-- hes just a wise guy, when hes drunk and stoned. Brian from the back seat, said, I told you guys, we wouldnt get far, in a stolen car! At that moment, there was a knock, from the trunk. A muffled voice said, Are we over the border, yet?
Posted on: Thu, 10 Apr 2014 16:19:23 +0000
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