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#Joke : Akpors went to the police station to report his missing wife. Akpors: I’ve lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home. Officer: What is her height? Akpors: I really never noticed. Officer: Is she slim or fat? Akpors: Not slim, not really fat. Officer: Colour of eyes? Akpors: Never noticed. Officer: Colour of hair? Akpors: I dont know, changes with season. Officer: What was she wearing? Akpors: I don’t remember exactly. Officer: Did she go in a car? Akpors: Yes sir, my car. Officer: What kind of car was it? Akpors: Black Audi A8 with super charged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power with an eight-speed triptonic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.….at this point Akpors started crying. Officer: Dont worry sir.........We will find your car! One word for Akpors ? >>> Get Daily News Updates On kingebuka
Posted on: Thu, 05 Jun 2014 14:41:50 +0000

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