Joke of the day - Me and my buddy are out drinking one night when he turns to me and says, You know, I dont know what else to do. Whenever I go home after weve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late! I just looked at him and said, Well, youre obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, smack my hands on my wifes ass and say, Lets get it on! And, shes always sound asleep. Visit our menu: goombaspizzaria
Posted on: Sat, 28 Jun 2014 11:09:30 +0000
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