Just For Laughs - Tataafo, Okey Bakassi, Chidid Mokeme and Klint the Drunk The Benin Girl Friend My guy once tried to break-up with his Benin girlfriend on phone, then a bird flew into his house and changed to her. They are now happily married. - Okey Bakassi Unemployment Some people are the cause of their unemployment. How can Ur CV be 24 pages? If the Manager wants to read a newspaper, wont he buy Daily Newswatch or National Mirror? - Okey Bakassi Desperate Blackberry users Blackberry users dont even care where they charge their phones. They will be at a funeral, using the socket close to the casket. - Okey Bakassi The Eba and soup formula If your Soup always finishes before your Eba, you can never be a great manager - Chidi Mokeme 2014 Minister of Power Every Nigerian has the right to address himself as the Minister of Power because we all seem to be providing power for ourselves. - Tataafo Romantic gesture Some guys hold their girlfriends hand at the mall because if they leave her hand, she would start shopping... It looks romantic but its economic - Tataafo Dont fail WAEC When you fail WAEC, you cant even touch the remote without irritating your parents. Even to slice bread, theyll say you are making noise. - Okey Bakassi When girls paint their nails N5000 to paint nails?? How much do painters charge to paint room and parlor? Girls of nowadays dont fear God at all. - Okey Bakassi How many people are you dating? My sisters in the lord, if your boyfriend can finish 5 loafs of bread and 2 fishes; my sister, you are dating 5000 people - Klint the Drunk Nigeria was once safe Nigeria used to be a safe place until all these Aboki started making bombs instead of Suya! - Klint the Drunk Definition of Gobe! Gobe is when you abuse a conductor and he says nothing; then he asks for his money then you suddenly notice you misplaced your wallet. Sister, the Lord is your strength - Klint the Drunk
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