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KOBOI KAMPUNG Karnikus, Koboi dari Kumbe Merauke sedang mengendarai kudanya. Tiba-tiba kudanya berhenti, karena ada seekor ular menghalangi jalan. Karnikus bersiap-siap mengeluarkan pistolnya hendak menembak ular itu. Tapi ular itu bisa berbicara: "Jangan tembak aku!" Karnikus kaget :"Siapa kamu? Kok ular bisa ngomong?" Ular :"Aku peri ular! Jangan tembak aku!" Karnikus :"Apa untungnya jika aku tak membunuhmu?" Ular : "Aku akan mengabulkan 3 permintaanmu!" Karnikus berpikir sejenak. "Baiklah. Ini 3 permintaanku: 1. Wajahku ingin seganteng Brad Pitt. 2. Badanku ingin segagah Christiano Ronaldo (CR-7) 3. Aku ingin alat kelaminku sebesar kuda yang kutunggangi saat ini Ular :"Baiklah. Sekarang kamu pulang, dan sesampai dirumah, semua keinginanmu akan terkabul! Karnikus pun pulang, sesampai di rumah dia langsung bercermin. Benar saja, wajahnya berubah menjadi seganteng Brad Pitt. Karnikus mulai membuka bajunya, dan badannya yang dulu kuruspun berubah drastis menjadi atletis kyk CR 7. Namun ketika dia membuka celananya, Karnikus berteriak kaget: "TIDAAAAAAAK........!!! Pelai.....Saya salah bawa kuda!!!! Ternyata yg saya bawa KUDA BETINA...ahhh pelaiiiii........

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