Kevin the Rooster Trevor the farmer was in the fertilised egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called pullets and eight or ten roosters, to fertilise the pullets eggs. Trevor kept records and any rooster that didnt perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so Trevor could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The farmers favourite rooster was Kevin, and a very fine specimen he was too, but on this particular morning Trevor noticed Kevins bell hadnt rung at all! Trevor went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover but to farmer Trevors amazement, Kevin had his bell in his beak, so it couldnt ring. Hed sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. Trevor was so proud of Kevin, he entered him into the Brisbane Exhibition and Kevin became an overnight sensation among the judges. The Result? The judges not only awarded Kevin the No Bell Peace Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly Kevin was a politician in the making: Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing
Posted on: Fri, 15 Nov 2013 16:31:40 +0000
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