Kissing Definitions: Professor of Economics: A kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply. Professor of Accountancy: A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned. Professor of Algebra: A kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing. Professor of Geometry: A kiss is the shortest distance between two lips. Professor of Physics: A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart. Professor of Chemistry: A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts. Professor of Zoology: A kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria. Professor of Physiology: A kiss is the juxtapostion of two Orbicularis Oris muscles in state of contraction. Professor of Statistics: A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36. Professor of Philosophy: A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth, and homage for the old. Professor of Architecture: A kiss is a process that builds a solid bond between two dynamic objects. Professor of Computer Science: A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.
Posted on: Tue, 07 Oct 2014 21:40:22 +0000
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