Két rokkant rendőr pisál a falnál. Az egyiknek fél karja - TopicsExpress

Két rokkant rendőr pisál a falnál. Az egyiknek fél karja hiányzik, a másiknak pedig remeg mindkét keze. A remegős kezű mondja a fél kezűnek: - Komám adj már egy szál cigarettát! - Nem tudok komám látod, hogy fogom a farkam! - mondja a félkezű. - Majd én fogom addig!- mondja remegős. Ebben meg is egyeznek és mikor megfogja a félkezű farkát a remegős kezű az elkezd a zsebében matatni! Öt perc után megunja a remegős kezű és mérgesen mondja: - Te komám adod azt a cigit, vagy nem? A félkezű elgyengülve válaszol: - Még fogod két percig és tied az egész dobozzal...

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