LAST NIGHT ON THE PATIO: Friend: Do you realize how controversial some of your posts are? Me: Why, NO, Puddin’, it never occurred to me. Friend: Don’t you think you might lose some friends over some of ‘em? Me: Naw…I might lose a few people who don’t really know me, but I won’t lose a single friend. Friend: Well, ya seem awful sure of that. Me: I AM awful and I’m pretty sure of that. Friend: No, seriously, don’t ya worry about pissing people off? Me: Seriously? OK. Maybe I am pretty blunt. So what? What do I really do? I break some eggs’ heads. I sift out some lumpy flour. I toss some others out on their butts and add salt to the wound. I beat some batter. I put that batter under intense heat. I whip up on some sugar and butter until they are clinging to each other. I SLAP the frosting on top. And I yell, “PUT a LID on it!” And after all that, I get to have my cake and eat it too. Friend: WHAT is your POINT? Me: While you were reading my posts today, I made a cake. Want some?
Posted on: Thu, 28 Aug 2014 10:10:50 +0000
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