LUO is not a tribe, its actually a SOFTWARE. *The most trending prophet of God in Kenya right now is a Luo from Yimbo siaya called OWUOR DAVID. *The most celebrated football team with most Hooligans is made up of Luos, it is called GOR MAHIA *The president of the most powerful country on earth is a Luo from siaya again called OBAMA Barack. *The African woman winning US Oscars right now is a Luo called Nyong’o LUPITA. *Latest local reports indicate that after the so called devolution, Kenya has only ONE city called by its status - KISUMU CITY. *The only recognized slum in Nairobi and the largest in east & central Africa - Kibera is occupied by 90% Luos. *The first policewoman to wear a miniskirt uniform while on duty is also a luo - LINDA OKELLO *The 1st man and Governor to slap a Woman (rep) in public, is a Luo called KIDERO!! °Luoz dont fight, they argue physically. •They dont fail, they differ with the examiners. •They dont go to school, they attend academic institutions. •They dont get marks, they attain grades. •They dont visit hospitals, they seek medication attention. •They dont eat food, they partake off meals. •They dont drive cars, they operate automobiles. •They dont go for holidays, they take a vacation •They dont calculate maths, they solve mathematical equations. •They dont die, they are promoted to glory. Those of a lower class rest in peace. •They dont fix Ruto, they inform them Ruto fixers •They dont fall down, they make gravitational contact with the ground. •They are not makangas, they are PSV accountants. •They dont go to the toilet, they respond to the call of nature •They dont arrive well, they land safely. •They dont give birth, they reproduce or rather their wives just download offsprings. •They dont loose, they postpone victory. •They dont shout, but speak in capital letters. •They never become broke, they r usually on financial off peak. •Luos dont flash, they test the recipients availability. • • •Luos dont shrub, they preserve letters. Which part do you like?
Posted on: Sat, 13 Sep 2014 10:34:29 +0000
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