Ladies and gentlemen, Im sure you are all aware that the fall season is upon us.October is the season of colors and there is one color in my yard that I (and you) should not like, BROWN CRACKLING LEAVES! Yes..its that time again, the annual rake and clean up Jeff Kents yard!!!! Oh...the anticipation...the yearning of raking and bagging those pesky leaves! Now I know the response hasnt been that great in the past...( as a matter of fact, it was zero) But me and my crack team of advertisers have come up with a solution that you all will love! First..I am going to waive the participation fee, too many tax problems. Second, I am going green biodegradable bags, to attract some tree huggers! Thirdly...I am encouraging you to bring the kiddies, because there will be free Hot air balloon rides!!! Lifting off from my back yard, every hour!! Fourthly..I have retained a live band! Yes the classic rock band Earth, wind, fire will appear, in keeping with the earth friendly theme. Not to mention the perks that you a will recurve for attending this extravaganza! Free...bags! Yes, in the past I required you too bring your own bags, however I will be supplying the bags AND the little plastic gloves for the Labrador doody your bound to encounter in the back yard!! My financial people are calling me crazy, but hey...its only someone elses money!! However..you must bring your own rake, as its a liability if I supply a faulty rake because it has rust on it because I havent used it in a year. FB friends, I urge you...no I implore you to take advantage of this once in a year event! Seats wont fill quickly cause there a wont be any sitting down, the fun will begin soon, so message me here to reserve your spot. Oh..one more thing, there is a ball python loose somewhere in the backyard with a 100 dollar bill taped to it! Find the snake, you get the 100 bill!! Hurry!
Posted on: Tue, 07 Oct 2014 00:31:51 +0000
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