Ladies, as a connoisseur of some of lifes finer pleasures, Ive decided to address you today on the topic of full-body massages: I try to have one every day and enjoy extra long sessions on weekends. I enjoy being rubbed on my head, above the eyes and behind my ears; having my neck and shoulders gently but firmly kneaded; getting vigorously scratched along my back and derrière; and finishing off with the soft caressing of my chest and belly. The key to a quality massage is good communication with your masseuse (usually my Mom). If Mom tries to interrupt our session prematurely, to reach for her phone or pet one of the other kids for example, I signal my disapproval by pawing relentlessly at her hand until she resumes rubbing me. But positive reinforcement is just as important. I let Mom know how much I appreciate our time together with a series of rewards: 20 minutes earns her an affectionate nose lick; 30 minutes deserves a nose lick and an ear nibble; and I reward anything over 40 minutes with what Mom refers to as a full Soofi facial. Well, Ladies, take care of yourselves--mind and body--and enjoy your massages. Im about to paw Mom for a bit more around the shoulders!
Posted on: Tue, 04 Nov 2014 17:36:31 +0000
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