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Lame jokes in 3..2..1 my mates new girlfriend is 78.8 inches tall.............. I can’t wait two metre Just got a job helping a one arm typist do capital letters....Its shift work Im thinking of having the words too much time tattooed on my hands. Swedish Albinos. You cant say fairer than that To avoid identity theft when I die, I want to be shredded. Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down… You have my word Ive just bought a 3D Kindle.....Or a book as its commonly known. I can tell how uncomfortable a person is just by hugging them for 17 minutes. I came home drunk last night and my wife looks at me saysDrunk Again and I said Me Too!! Calm down mechanic guy. Just here for an oil change. If I wanted to know about all the other stuff wrong with my car I’d turn the radio down. i used to be a deep-sea diver but I quit because I couldn’t stand the pressure My wife is leaving me because Ive got alopecia. oh well its hair loss..
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