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Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, Where in the hell have you been? Larry replies, I was out getting a tattoo. A tattoo? she frowned. What kind of tattoo did you get? I got a hundred dollar bill on my private, he said proudly. What the hell were you thinking? she said, shaking her head in disdain. Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates? Well...,· One, I like to watch my money grow.· Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.· Three, I like how money feels in my hand.· And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!
Posted on: Fri, 12 Dec 2014 09:53:27 +0000

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