Larrys Inexplicable Extraordinary News Report of the Day : In a temporal bubble somewhere in our solar system, there was recently a meeting among some of earths most extraordinary historical figures. This group included Gods, Demigods, Spokespersons for Gods, scientists, philosophers , statesmen and those of singular abilities of all kinds. This group included Einstein, Tesla, Freud , Mother Theresa, Job, St. Jude , Hercules, Aristotle , Socrates , George Carlin , Moses , Jimi Hendrix , Darwin , Professor Irwin Corey , Isis , Marie Curie , just to name a few. They were charged by an unnamed supreme being with the following tasks, and given a near eternity to complete them : Task # 1 : Make it possible for Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity to feel shame. Task # 2 : Make it possible for tea party republicans to experience lucid and rational thought. After a comprehensive effort by this consortium of extraordinary beings, they submitted the following report to the unnamed supreme being : --------- Weve got nothing -----------
Posted on: Sat, 31 May 2014 14:53:39 +0000