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Last night I realized I had my bday disabled in my account settings, but yes...I turned THE BIG 4-0!! I celebrated by spending the day at the Chelmsford Econolodge with 2 disabled midgets and a German Shepherd. We knotted gimp, played naked Twister and discussed Ceremonies of Horsemen...and why? Because even a pawn must hold a grudge, thats why. For lunch, we had pie and toasted the end of my 30s with flat Tab. 40 is the new 39 and Im passing out wolf tickets at an alarming rate. You cant stop me, you can only hope to contain me....and good luck with that. I aint had a drink in a year and Im still batshit crazy and planning on dying a juvenile delinquent and could care less if the size of my funeral depends on the weather, Im not attending anyway. So fill thine horn with oil and go, my babies and keep a song in your heart and both hands on the wheel and at all costs: Stay hard, stay hungry, and stay alive!
Posted on: Mon, 04 Nov 2013 12:52:57 +0000

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