Late Night Thoughts with Christian Briones: I think if I ever decided to do stand up comedy I would open with the following: Hi guys my name is Christian Briones Im excited and somewhat nervous to be on this stage in front of you. This is actually my first time being here. It has been an interesting period in my life. I actually just got married last year to the love of my life. (inevitable applause) and this week we just had our first child. A little baby boy. (even more congratulatory applause.). I also just joined the new Nazi Party...Oh, what? you cant clap for that? Then I drop the mic, stare at many of them in the eye and walk off. Note: Just so you know maybe about 1 in 10 of my jokes are funny to other people and 10/10 are friggin hilarious to me.
Posted on: Sun, 12 Oct 2014 05:17:25 +0000