Latest update from WN Hot off the Press (cider press that is)..... Rathlins Well Site at West Newton has a very tough day ahead with very serious scrutiny at the top of the agenda as the Health and Safety Executives MIB suits turn up on site to investigate alleged serious breaches in H&S within the compound. The HSE bods introduced themselves and joined me over a cup of Yorkshires very best tea in the parlor before going on to breach the compound security defences... overpower the line backers and head directly for where the action (or non action at this time) was at. The office of Mr Montagu-Smith. In other news the Environment Agency turned up shortly after the highly professional HSE bods (the MIB). The HSE bods were wearing sharp suits upon their arrival the camp... but soon changed into full battledress (inc hard hats Rathlin take note) . It is thought that Rathlin may have summoned the EA to come immediately if not sooner and rubber stamp some paperwork although this is not confirmed as yet as the EA dont work or communicate with the public who try to aid them in doing their jobs.... Naturally when Rathlin summoned the EA the EA quickly obeyed the energy giant corporations demands and arrived promptly to sign and rubber stamp the blank paper handed to them. Apparently the blank sheet of paper will be used for ........ whatever Rathlin want it to be used for..... blah blah blah.... grovel grovel lick lick.... brown manila envelope ...port-a-cabin door.... slide....nudge nudge wink wink..... smh.... It is believed that once the EA have rubber stamped everything that Rathlin tells them to rubber stamp then the EA will then clean the overalls... polish the oil workers boots.... cut the ribbon on the newly rubber stamped gas chamber ....lick Montys arse.... bow graciously whilst walking backwards ........ and then leave SWIFTLY & QUIETLY WITH DARK SUNGLASSES ON SO AS NOT TO BE IDENTIFIABLE BY OR ACCOUNTABLE TO ANY MEMBER OF THE PUBLIC.. Naturally the names of the EA operatives have been withheld by the EA themselves (whereas the HSE left business cards like a true Boss) for security and safety reasons (as is their right apparently) but we can reveal today that it was Messers Sayer and Crawforth wot dun the dirty deed govnor.... .... So its business as usual for the EA at West Newton and ass whooping time for the HSE...... My money is on the HSE tbh.... and finally a quick update for Environment Agency themselves. News is coming in from joe public that it has been voted on and decided that as an Environment agency you actually seriously do f**king suck when it comes to the Environment. Maybe you should just be called The Agency (or does that sound a bit too cloak n dagger... like not giving your names etc...). .....The vote was a unanimous vote.... 100% turn out. Prolly not news to you EA bods tbh.... but we thought we would bring it to your attention anyway.... and now todays weather ..... its SUNNY so... joe is now
Posted on: Fri, 17 Oct 2014 15:32:29 +0000
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