Laughter : the best medicine A little boy asked his father, Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? And the father replied, I dont know, son, Im still paying for it.=)) X_X Husband throwing darts at his wifes photo and not even a single one is hitting the target... from the other room, wife calls to husband: Honey, what are you doing? Husband: MISSING YOU A womans mind is cleaner than a mans mind, because she changes it often..... Jacob comes in room and find Julius putting lipstick and blush on his head, Jacob: Hey Juliass! Wenzaan wat are u doing ? Julius: Eish Jakob! u know my wife ne? She say I must make-up my mind.... Height of Disappointment :A woman realizing AFTER a Long Long search on Google that..Phillips 21 inch was actually a TV.:| =)) Boy messaged his girlfriend you are marrying me because you love me, not my money right? Girlfriend replied ¥ € $ One Morning a husband reads a newspaper the wife serves him tea and she tells him I wish I was a newspaper, you would hold me first thing in the morning the husband replies I wish that you were a newspaper I would get a new one every morning =)) U can tell a lot about a womens moods by her hands. For instance, if theyre holding a gun, shes probably angry =))=D=))
Posted on: Fri, 29 Nov 2013 12:28:58 +0000