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Left the grocery store today with a cart full of groceries and a ton on my mind. Approached my van and was MORTIFIED to see that I parked in a handicapped spot. Jeez, how did I miss that huge blue wheelchair painted on the pavement? Loser! Went to unlock my van and it was already unlocked. Weird, I thought. I’m shocked that I didn’t lock it with my GPS on the windshield, etc. Started loading groceries in and saw a Target bag. Huh, I thought. I didn’t go to Target today. Oh, it must be a return I need to take care of. Go to load more bags and notice a basketball in the front. Jeez, why did Alex leave a basketball in the front? …. LIGHT BULB! My boys don’t play basketball. I didn’t go to Target. I didn’t leave the doors unlocked and I didn’t park in a handicapped spot. NOT MY VAN!!!! At that point, I grabbed my groceries, shut the door and ran like a Kenyan across the parking lot with my cart praying that nobody saw me! SERIOUSLY?

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