Life Gets Tedious, Dont It? The sun comes up and the sun goes down, The hands on the clock keep going round, I just get up and its time to lay down, Life gets tedious, dont it? My shoes untied but I dont care, I wasnt figuring on going nowhere, Id have to wash and comb my hair, And thats just wasted effort. Water in the well gettin lower end lower, Cant take a bath for a month or more, But Ive heard it told and its true Im sure, That too much bathing weakens yer. Open the door and the flies come in, Shut the door and yer sweating again, And in the process, I cracked my shin, Just one darn thing after another. Ole brown mule, he must be sick, I jabbed him in the rump with a pin on a stick, He humped his back but he didnt kick, Theres something cockeyed somewhere. Ole mouse chawing on the pantry door, Been chawing there for a month or more, When he gets through hes gonna be sore, There aint a darn thing in there. Hound dog howling so forlorn, Laziest dog that ever was born, Hes howling cause hes sittin on a thorn, And hes just too tired to move over. Tin roof leaks and the chimney leans, Theres a hole in the seat of my old blue jeans, I ate the last of my pork and beans, Just cant depend on nothin. Cows gone dry and the hens wont iay, Fish stopped biting last Saturday, Troubles piling up day by day, And now Im gettin dandruff. Grief and misery pain and woes, Bills and taxes and so it goes, And now Im gettin a cold in the nose, Life gets tedious - Dont it?!
Posted on: Sun, 14 Sep 2014 19:48:49 +0000