»»»Like»» Akpos the best comedian Akpors Response to Exam Questions Question- What is the quickest way to double your money ? Akpors- Fold it in half ! Question- How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon ? Akpors- Just one if its long enough ! Question- What holds the sun up in the sky ? Akpors- Sunbeams ! Question- Can animals commit suicide? Akpors- Yes, if he is tired of life. Question- Why are goldfish red ? Akpors- The water turns them rusty ! Question- Where does success come before work ? Akpors- In the dictionary ! Question- Why are astronauts successful people ? Akpors- Because they always go up in the world ! Question- Why is Alabama the smartest state in the USA? Akpors- Because it has 4 As and one B ! Question- What is the best hand to write with, left or right ? Akpors- Neither - its best to write with a pen ! Question- Whats an insects favourite sport ? Akpors- Cricket ! Question- What kind of fish cant swim ? Akpors- Dead ones ! Question- What is the strongest bird ? Akpors- A crane ! Question- What happens when you throw a green stone in the red sea ? Akpors- It gets wet ! Question- Why is Russia a very fast country ? Akpors- Because the people are always Russian ! Question- Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ? Akpors- Because England was discovered before the USA ! Question- If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get ? Akpors- Missile toe ! Question- Who was the Black Prince ? Akpors- The son of Old King Coal ! Question- Who was the worlds greatest thief ? Akpors- Atlas, because he held up the whole world ! Question- Why did Robin Hood only steal from the rich ? Akpors- Because the poor have nothing worth taking ! Like Akpos the best comedian for unendless n unlimetd Jokez.... Akpos the best comedian
Posted on: Wed, 23 Oct 2013 12:03:21 +0000
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