Linda Burnett, 26, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and, while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Lindas eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The husband called the paramedics, who were forced to break into the locked car because Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. The paramedics discovered that the heat in the car had caused a Pillsbury biscuit canister to explode, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered. Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence. The defective biscuit canister was analyzed, and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bushs fault.
Posted on: Sat, 29 Mar 2014 18:09:27 +0000
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