Long, long time ago, the ides of 1970 I heard a fable talking about a faraway empire, beyond of the land of Zeuros. Zeuros is a head of the Dragon. It is a powerful land where their god and their currency have the same name: - “ZEUROS” This empire is exactly over the head of the dragon and it is called “BASTARDLAND”. Their queen is called “Old Cow”. She has a son called “Big Dick” who had two kids. The oldest one is called “Jester” and the youngster, actually is not his kid; He is result of an affair in between his dead wife, who he ordered to be killed in a neighbour country located in the land of Zeuros, called “Bon Voyage”. He is called “Valiant”. He is famous warrior because he fights without armour. He believes he is Celtics descendent, notable for their boldness but totally undisciplined and stupid. “Valiant” is the symbol of the “Old Cow” arm. “Undisciplined and Stupid” “Bid Dick” ordered to kill his wife because he was in love with “Hermaphrodite” and in their relationship “Hermaphrodite” used to use the trousers and the “Big Dick” used to use the “Kilt” and call himself “Prince Of Gales”. In their kingdom they have a very interesting situation: - They encourage “Young Ladies” to mate “Street Dogs” to engender “Bastards”. The “Old Cow” pays for the “Street Dogs” don’t do anything, just drink days and nights. The “Old Cow” orders the “Council” reward every “Yong Ladies” knocked up by the “Street Dogs” with a “Council Flat” for free and full benefits to grow the “Bastards” with all benefits. The “Bastards” always say: “It is not personal” because they are not “Persons” and they never take “Offence” because they don’t have “Moral” to be offended”. Their church is very old, was funded for “HenryAche” who created the “BastardChurch” to accept all kind of glides. There is a kind of “Vassal” in this kingdom that doesn’t match with “Young Ladies”, “Street Dogs” or “Bastards”. They are the called Gayzola”. The “Gayzola” is a kind of “Mule”. They have partners the same genre and they have intercourse but they don’t reproduce. They have couple with maleXmale and fameleXfemale and they are allowed to grow “Bastards” like the normal couples “Street DogsXYoungLadies” Their exponent is a Corean Guy called “ElterJOhn”. Still are too much to talk about this Fable Empire but I lost the old book for my references, them it is just a joke….. LOL Enjoy yourself citizens of “BastardLand”
Posted on: Wed, 24 Jul 2013 22:00:40 +0000
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