Lori, hey, youre home early What the hell is this? The ladies and I were just watching Jack and Jill, where Adam Sandler plays a guy and his sister, and its, its just awful Its unwatchable, but yknow, theyre hookers So its fine This place is a wreck Who are these girls Oh, where are my manners? Lori, this is Angelique, Heavenly, Charene, and Sauvignon Blanc. I love you girls. Yknow, somewhere out there are four terrible fathers I wish I could thank for this great night What is that Wha- what is what Theres a a shit on my floor. In the corner, there is a shit Oh, yeah Yeah we were playing Truth or Dare, and, uh, Charene was pretty ballsy. There is a shit on my floor! Well, or, or, is the floor on the shit? šš Best part of ted it gets me every time
Posted on: Wed, 02 Apr 2014 21:49:22 +0000