Loud Eater is back . Apparently, its pick your arm scab day . Here are some of the things he has done in the time it took me to type the first two sentences on my phone. Scratched his arm. Looked at his fingernails, after. Scratched his shirt, then smelled his hand. Coughed into his hand. Scratched the living shit out of his hair. Did those little half cough / half breathe hard things to dislodge flem, since he leaves his cube every 25 mins , to smoke. Since typing that, he has been sneezing into his hands while mushing his wet nose.... I can hear the wetness from over here. Sounds like congealed oatmeal. .And now, hes digging in said nose w what looks like 1 ply tissue. I believe hes currently looking for the mailbox key he left by the frontal lobe of his brain. Maybe, the inside of his skull itches? Who knows... I can only try to pretend his determination to single fingeredly go where no digit has gone before *cue Star Trek Music*... is equal to the disgust I currently feel. Oh, look. ANOTHER smoke break. Im turning into the Black Howard Hughes, over here.
Posted on: Wed, 24 Dec 2014 17:31:17 +0000
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