>Lunch time >In line of tuck shop >Fatty boomsticks infront of me >Ordering the whole effing menu >My turn yo >Raspberry sunny boi please >Big bertha grabs a juicy half frozen one >Feelsgoodman.jpg >Thatll be fiddy cent >Flicks her a dollar > “Keep the change ya filthy animal” >bell goes >fuark.wav > “bells gone so should you!” >Shut it Guinaine.. >*power walks to assembly* >A tremendous shadow looms over me >Its Condon playing the ‘bouncer’ of the auditorium > “well well well what a surprise” >Herewego.. > “no food and or drink inside the auditorium, dispose of your sunny boy, boy >Dasracisis.gif > “Either you receive a level drop or you throw that out and come inside like an obedient peasant” >No man or beast can part me from my sunny boy >*proceeds to lick the salubrious nectar of the sweetest raspberriest sunniest of boys* > “pity” >Condon whips his blue form pad out from his buttcheeks >*later that week in the interrogation room* >Julie justice and I sit in a room as silent and awkward as the audience of an adam sandler movie >*peasants walk past the window and stare like I’m in a god damn fish bowl* >Julie says let’s just have this one slide.. >OHHH WHATAFEELIN! >Whips out raspberry sunnyboy >Lickidy lick Theend.
Posted on: Tue, 29 Oct 2013 08:43:20 +0000