MID-NIGHT JOKES and FUNNY REALITY... *If your woman catches you looking at another woman, turn to her and say sweetheart, I’m glad you don’t dress like that *Whenever you are in a position to help someone, Just do it and be glad, Becos God is answering someone’s prayers through you *Maturity is keeping quiet when y0UR GirlFriend is barking and nagging at you then you kiss her on the forehead and say sorry boo * If your boyfriend or girlfriend has no texts in their phones history, chances are youre being cheated on * Never give up on your dreams, so keep sleeping * Small decisions are always the toughest to make. A mosquito once perched on my dads bald head & I stared at it for over 30mins...CONFUSED, should I hit it or not, what if I miss the Mosquito * DEAR GIRL FRIEND: Dont go out to insult hefty guys. I wont fight back but I promise to be beside U on d hospital bed * Dont worry about girls that be calling y0ur boyfriend pet names like baby, boo, Be more worried of the ones sending him bible quotes.those ones plan to stay for a long time * Before you say something to someone , always think about how youd feel if someone told you the same thing. * EXPECT more from Yourself than from Others Becoz EXPECTATION from others HURTS a lot While EXPECTATION from yourself INSPIRES a lot * History repeats itself. Liars will be liars, cheaters will be cheaters, & the person who has always been there for you, will always be there * No matter what you may be going through there is always someone going through worse. Be grateful for your life nd look at the positives. * * Two guys were walking through a jungle. They saw a tiger. One of the tightened his shoe lace. The other asked, do u really think u can run faster than tiger? He replied, I dont have to run faster than the tiger, I just have to run faster than you! #goodNyt Friends and see yall tomorrow!
Posted on: Sun, 27 Jul 2014 22:04:05 +0000
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