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MOUSE BALLS! Get your MOUSE BALLS here! If anyone is at all curious as to how our department at work operates and how comfortable we are with one another. This is an email my dear dear comrade (not sure if I am allowed to divulge his name here, so I wont) sent me a recited the a number of our coworkers at lunch today. He was crying with laughter and his delivery was IMPECCABLE! The pleasure was all mine! Enjoy.... Hey Derrick, Speaking of balls true or not, still funny..... Mouse balls and mouse ball inspector I dont know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was a real memo sent out by IBM to its employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite genuine. The engineers rolled on the floor! Especially note the last couple of sentences. If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, a replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items. Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer.” Lars

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