MY EXPERIENCE WITH WEED. I had just moved out of my parents house & was sharing a room with my friend. I had no idea he smoked weed. Barely two weeks after movin in with him, my worst fears were confirmed as he started bringin home his weed smokin buddies & dey wuld occasionally roll a wrap & smoke it right dere in d room or mix d weed with beans or spaghetti. Being a very curious person I always wondered what made dem happy after smokin, so I decided to find out for myself (wrong move). It was a very hot day in February, a Saturday, my friend was out as usual. I searched everywhere for his stash but culdnt find it so I decided to go & get mine. I arrived d weed joint all sweaty & nervous, half expecting to get mugged but nobody seemed to be aware of my presence dere, dey were all on different planets all except one I concluded dat he must be d seller so I approached him & d followin conversation ensued: Me: how far? Weed seller: I dey Me: I wan buy weed Weed seller: how many parcel? Me: parcel ke? Iro oo, na just small I need Weed seller: laughs really hard. bolo leleyi sha (meanin dis guy is a dunce oo) Apparently, a parcel of weed is dat small wrap, I didnt know dat. I thought it was somethin very large. I gave him 1000naira & he gave me a tiny wrap of weed with a white paper, I was surprised when he gave me 900 as change. I culdnt believe weed was dat cheap. On my way home, I decided not to smoke it but mix it with beans because I thought dat it will be better dat way. Long story short, I cooked beans & added d whole weed, ate it & called my friend, I told him ogbeni, I just ate weed oo & nothin happened to me dis one dat u people will eat & be feelin funky, I don chop am oo. My friend was like, ehen u be strong man oo. I decided to take a quick nap be4 doin laundry, I woke up about 20mins later on d floor, I was banging my head on d floor, & I culdnt stop, my heart beat was so audible & fast, everythin was extra bright & extra loud. After a few minutes of head banging, I was able to get up from d floor, I felt as if I had just gained access to a part of my mind dat I never knew existed previously. It was scary & cool at d same time. I could feel d blood flowing in my veins. I felt so uncomfortable in d room, it felt like I was in an oven. Suddenly, a voice in my head wisphered ogbeni bo aso e joor (off ur clothes), I obeyed. D voice came again oya sa re (now run). Dat was when I realized dat d weed had taken effect, so I decided to take a shower to see if it will calm me down, but d water felt so hot on my skin so hot I ran out of d bathroom. I called my friend to see if he could help me make sense of what was going on but he laughed at me, he asked me d quantity of weed I took & I told him I used a whole parcel, he said guyy u don eff up! If u no sleep in d next 30mins, u go mad oo. Go chemist make u go explain yourself. By dis time things had escalated, I had a severe itch at d back of my head dat wouldnt go away no matter how hard I scratched & I was convinced dat d beating in my chest was an evil spirit dat culd only be killed with a punch. I ran to my neighbor & told him, Champion e jo e fun mi lese laya (champion pls punch me in d chest). ti e ba gbami lese laya mo ma ku oo (if u dont punch me Ill die oo). He hissed & walked out. D voice in my head came again - iwo na o de gba ara e lese laya abi o ti fe ku ni (y dont u punch yourself in d chest or do u want to die?) I punched & punched but dere was no difference. D house was getting hotter, d voice in my head was getting louder, d itch in my head was getting worse, & d evil spirit in my chest was getting louder. Den came d voice again - oya ma sare lo (start running). So I started running but on getting outside in d sun, I felt so cold I was shivering but dat didnt stop me from running. On getting to d chemist, I realized I was bare footed, I told him I had a severe headache I needed something to make me sleep immediately. He gave me d drug & I chewed it right dere in his presence. Next I asked him to give me a drug for evil spirit, dat was when he realized something was wrong with me & chased me out. I got back home & tried to sleep but my heart beat wouldnt let me, so I ran back out dis time around to a nurse in d area, first thing she asked was - kilode o wo bata ni? (y dont u have ur shoes on? I told her Jackie Chan ti gba bata lowo mi (Jackie Chan collected my shoes). I finally explain my situation to her & she took me in, tied somethin around my elbow & injected me directly in d vein. I passed out immediately only to wake around 1 or 2am in d middle of d night with d worst kind of hunger Ive never felt in my life. I ate a whole loaf of butter field bread in one sittin without butter or tea. I came home to a heros welcome, my frnd told me e be like say ur head no carry am but e go better make u try am once more so u go dey use to it. D followin day I packed my bag & like d prodigal son in d bible I went back home.
Posted on: Wed, 16 Jul 2014 10:36:59 +0000
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