Mabvuto, from Lusaka, walked into a bar and aggressively shouted his order to the bar man Please give me 250g steak and nshima and then give everyone a 500g steak and nshima because when I eat I want everyone to eat. The bar man processed his request and gave him his meal and everyone else theirs. When they finished enjoying their meals he shouted another order give me a bottle of Brandy (Mellow Wood) and give everybody else a bottle of Whiskey (Johnny Walker Black Label) because when I drink I want everybody to drink. Everyone was happy and singing Mabvutos praises saying Mabvuto is The Man. When Mabvuto finished his drink he shouted again give me my bill and give everyone else their own bill because when I pay for my meals and drinks, I want everyone else to pay for theirs. His funeral is this Saturday.
Posted on: Fri, 01 Aug 2014 11:02:15 +0000
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