Man I gotta start locking that gate !! Cause somebody took a wrong turn. I took my usual evening dip in the creek. Sashayed my way back to the porch and took off all my wet clothes. I was facing the back of the cabin and bent over to pick up my wet pants. Thats when everything went south . Literally !! I heard some kind of noise behind me . Since I was all bent over I just looked between my legs back towards the road. Apparently an out of town family of four was lost. To my horror I spotted their four door Lexus just as the bewildered and shocked husband was making the quickest U turn of his life ! He took a out two small oak trees and about forty feet of planted pines while the little boy was bouncing up and down laughing hysterically. The little girl was shrieking like she had just seen Something out of a horror flick and the mama was trying to cover both of their eyes. The daddy was screaming dont look , I was screaming dont look and the mama was screaming dont look. They lost the front bumper off the car and the muffler was dragging and I think I sprung both ankles when I ran off the end of the porch !!!! LOL. Ok so that didnt really happen buy Im still locking the gate !!!!!! LMBO.
Posted on: Sun, 03 Aug 2014 01:28:49 +0000
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