Matome When I say I m broke, I m broke. Yesterday I answered a knock on the door only to be confronted by a well dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. Good morning,said the young man.if I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high- powered vacuum cleaners Go away I said. I havent got any money! I m broke and proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. Dont be to hasty he said, not until you have at least seen my demonstration. And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto my hallway carpet. If this vacuum cleaner dosent remove all traces of this horse shit from your carpet, Sir, I will personally eat the remainder. I stepped back and said Well I hope you ve got a f***ing good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning. What part of broke did you not understand?
Posted on: Sun, 03 Aug 2014 17:14:47 +0000