Matome died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the - TopicsExpress

Matome died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, Why all the clocks? St. Peter answered, Those are Lie- Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move. Oh, said Matome. Whose clock is that? Thats Mother Teresas, replied St.Peter. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie. Incredible, said Matome. And whose clock is that one? St. Peter responded, Thats Abraham Lincolns clock. The hands have moved Twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life. Wheres our politicians clock? asked Matome. St Peter replied, they r in the office. Were using them as ceiling fans. Hit Like if u understand.

Peepless Indus 3FT EXTENSION COLUMN ( EXT103 ) CHECK PRICES

Only a lone woman turned up to receive rations being distributed

So what if?.... What if you started something new this year? What

You know, sometimes you just need to slow down and take a look

Hot Fudge Pie! 1 stick butter, softened 1 cup sugar 2 eggs 1

>> For all you wine lovers >> >>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Bottle

David Suzuki says: We have so much to learn from the Haida and

Let’s talk about BRAND – This brand and this company are well

Where You Can Get Egyptian Magic All Purpose Skin Cream, 2 Oz + 4

Heresy WATCH: ANTINOMIANISM: This says essentially that

Adoption update: So we hadnt posted yet.. Our gain is from

The Don’t Be Distracted campaign, a partnership between CORE

**SHORT-MID TERM WEATHER UPDATE: Okay, so I have bad news, then

Important!!! Please Note.... Saying ”Sabah Al Khayr”

Last night I had a dream. I had a dream that black people woke up.

Rishikesh - Delhi - Authentic Yoga, Ayurveda &

Avoid head trash. Dont be a garbage can for anything that does not

Get started today and be part of the easiest team builds ever and

A writer for the New York Times recently analogized Oakland as

እስራኤል ውስጥ 75% የሚሆኑት አሳይለም

Every soul shall taste death in the end; to Us shall you be