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May your happiness increase like Petrol Price, May your sorrow fall like Indian Rupee, and May your joy fill your heart like corruption in India…!!! Dear Father-in-Law, I deeply regret taking a Car in dowry. Please take your Daughter or Car back… I cannot afford both. Finally it may happen…Beer cheaper than petrol!!! There will be new slogan: JUST DRINK; DON’t DRIVE !! We have the world’s cheapest car and the world’s costliest petrol. रिकॉर्ड बन गया!!! Sign board at Petrol pump: Buy Petrol worth Rs. 20,000 and get a TATA nano absolutely free. Beti: Mom, He is JUST A FRIEND! Mom: हमने दुनिया देखि है, बेटी... 2 लीटर पेट्रोल जलाके घरआने वाला कभी JUST FRIEND नहीं होता... 󾟫 Petrol Pump Attendant: कितने का डालूँ? Grahak: 50 ML गाडी पे स्प्रे कर दे भाई, आग लगानी है...
Posted on: Sat, 29 Jun 2013 03:58:00 +0000

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