Me: *Sees huge ass centipede in my bathtub.* Centipede:Yo what up my nigga. Cant climb the sides of the tub. some help doe? Me: *Realizes this and looks at the huge drain* Me: I am the badassness of this house, wielder of the sacred shower nozzle. Your many legs will not avail you; insect of Satan! Centipede: Dafawk? *Tries to climb bathtub* Me:* turns on shower nozzle to over power its body to the drain.* Centipede: *Drowning* Me: Go back to the shadow!!! Centipede: Mother fu--*goes down drain.* Me: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!! 0___0 Centipede:*Drownededededed and deaded* Me: *Closes shower drain* >:3 Mom sleeping in the next room: Oh my god my son is retarded.
Posted on: Tue, 22 Apr 2014 05:23:54 +0000
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