Motorbike instructor: ok, start the engine and go. Follow the line ok? Me: how? Motorbike instructor: havent you done this before? Me: no? Motorbike instructor: youve never rode a bike before?? Adoi, okay. Okay, first you start the engine. Me: okay, how? Motorbike instructor: hmm. ________ Todays #lifelessons; 1) driving school is just like government school, the teachers have no idea how to teach from scratch 2) it is possible to not be pressing on the gas and still crash the bike.. Twice. 3) thats what the break is for 4) Motorcyclist have no manners because driving school doesnt cover that in the syllabus 5) when you crash the bike and your instructor spends the next 5 minutes yelling at you in Chinese, look down, nod, and then get back on the bike as soon as possible no matter how shit scared/scared shitless you are. 6) handling automobiles is possibly the most dangerous and scariest thing Ive ever done in my life.
Posted on: Sat, 08 Mar 2014 05:32:22 +0000
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