Mumbai specials 1. Mumbai - the only city where people no matter what language, religion and caste, express frustration by saying chyayla. 2. The only place where even bus conductor motivates us chalo aage badho 3. For Mumbaikars - Burger bole toh bakwaas, vada pav bole toh zakhaas. 4. We dont believe that the train is gonna arrive until the time indicator displays 01 mins remaining 5. A city with blend of different people and three things are commonly understood...pudhil station, agla station, and next station 6. Slow local trains - the one which halts at all stations Fast trains - the one which halts in between the stations. 7. Everything is fair in love, war and local trains. 8. You never say Frustrated You say dimaag ki maa behen ek ho gayi he 9. Mumbaikar has guts auto wala - sakinaka chaloge? Auto wala - nahi. Mumbaikar - fhir kya dubai chalega? 10. Words we use often - ghanta, waat lagayi, aai shapath, item, pandu, faadu, iski maa ka, bhai party, bantai, kat le, jhol, le bhari, ek number bhai. 11. Local trains are the only place in Mumbai where men are more civilized than women. 12. Awesome moment is when in local trains you dont have to move towards the exit, you are simply pushed towards it by the crowd 13. In Mumbai matter word has social importance than scientific (matter ho gaya bhai) 14. While giving directions you say right/left maaro aur yaahan pe ek bridge Girega 15. If Borivali passenger gets into a Virar fast train. Thats a serious crime boss. 16. Once you survive in a Mumbai local during journey from VT to Kalyan/ Churchgate to Virar or vice versa during peak hours. Boss you can survive anywhere in the world. 17. Only place in the world where 9.27 or 10.49 (Train timings) are really important events of life. 18. In every local train journey you will find atleast one person asking arey yeh platform kis taraf aayegi? 19. No starbucks flavored coffee can beat of our own cutting chai/ coffee. 20. Nobody remains untouched once you enter Virar / Karjat fast local. 21. There is a invisible station between Borivali and Kandivali called as Thambevali 22. We dont understand humme and apko. We prefer tereko and mereko 23. Second clasd ticket Rs 9 and first class ticket Rs 104. No difference. You cant sit in either. 24. Getting a virar fast train from Andheri / Borivali during peak hours is more difficult than getting into IIT and IIM.
Posted on: Sat, 20 Sep 2014 12:21:01 +0000