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My 2015 New Year’s Resolutions 1. Hang my 2015 Calendar prior to August of 2015 2. Eat more sausage (don’t be a perv) 3. Pay more attention to my Smart Phone and far more to those around me 4. Stop drinking wine from a box (until they come out with new flavors) 5. Get more Right Wing Retards to de-Friend me on Facebook 6. Gain an additional 5 to 10 pounds 7. Stop writing “2013” on my checks 8. Stop trying to open my front door with my car remote (see #4 for further detail) 9. Have a fat bank account and a thin body (hopefully I won’t confuse the two like I did in 2014) 10. Eat more fruit…….(rollups)

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