> My Lazy Rifle > > Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 30/06 right in my doorway. > > I left 6 shells beside it, then left it alone and went about my business. > > While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the > > yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near > > the front of our house. > > > > After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there, right where I had left it.. > > It hadnt moved itself outside. It certainly hadnt killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities > > it had been presented to do so. In fact, it hadnt even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, > > with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people. Either the media is > > wrong or Im in possession of the laziest gun in the world. > > > > The United States is 3rd in Murders thr oughout the World. But if you take out Chicago , Detroit , > > Washington DC , and New Orleans , the United States is 4th from the bottom for Murders. > > These 4 Cities also have the toughest Gun Control Laws in the United States . All 4 are controlled > > by Democrats. It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right? > > > > Well, I’m off to check on my spoons. > > I hear theyre making people fat....................
Posted on: Wed, 31 Dec 2014 16:17:59 +0000
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