My brother sends me e-mails. ...usually quite insightful information and sometimes extremely eloquent poems....this time quotes on the light side! So I made my longest post ever: Subject: Observations, Reflections, and Proverbs As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. ~ John Glenn *********************** America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked. ~ David Letterman *********************** Im not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. Im a billionaire. ~ Howard Hughes *********************** After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. ~ Italian proverb ********************** The only reason they say Women and children first is to test the strength of the lifeboats. ~ Jean Kerr *********************** Ive been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor *********************** You know youre a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesnt. ~ Jeff Foxworthy *********************** A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing. ~ Emo Philips. *********************** Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. ~ Harrison Ford *********************** The best cure for sea sickness is to sit under a tree. ~ Spike Milligan *********************** Kill one man and youre a murderer, kill a million and youre a conqueror. ~ Jean Rostand. *********************** Having more money doesnt make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but Im just as happy as when I had 48 million. ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger. *********************** We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. ~ WH Auden *********************** In hotel rooms I worry. I cant be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. ~ Jonathan Katz *********************** If life were fair Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead. ~ Johnny Carson *********************** I dont believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and were very skeptical. ~ Arthur C Clarke *********************** Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap. ~ Steve Martin *********************** The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone. ~ George Roberts *********************** If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport ~ Jonathan Winters *********************** I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. ~ Robert Benchley
Posted on: Sun, 30 Mar 2014 00:18:19 +0000