My dear ghanians, Its church, notchech Pastor, notpastar. Doctor, not Dactar My fellow Nigerians, Its bath, notbaff. Our currency is called Naira, notnarrah! My dear Edo people, Its argument, notajument (4 wetin na?) My dear yorubas, Its Air, nothair Eight, nothate Its Van Persie, notFan Persin. My dear Ibadan peeps woh! hmmmmm... Its notsun tissuits sean tizzle! Its notsirobut zero! My dear Hausa people, Its fifty, notpipty. Its people, notfiffle. Its five, notpipe. Glo, notgilo! Seriously it is Tuface weds Annie Macauley, stop saying Toothpaste weds Animal calling My Egun people woh! Its actually MTN and not NTM!! My dear Calabar peeps! Kindly note its love and notrurf!! My igalla people! Its passenger not PAchainGER, its SOCIAL not CHOchai! My Benue people, its not Lick Loss, its Rick Ross. Less I forget My close Igbo people! There is nothing like thaaasand woh! There is thousand! It is Bedsheet and not Baysheet And its thirty, notthartie! Our Lords prayer is actually Our Father, who at in Heaven, Hallowed be your name..., and not Our Father, look at eleven, adaobi thy name.
Posted on: Tue, 18 Mar 2014 09:43:55 +0000
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