My dogs hungry Im hungry my wifes hungry. The house is like a des res in the Gazza strip. I need to have a shower I need to have a poo.Theres a hurricane on the way but that dont bother me. My underpants are covered in skid marks but the washers leaking. We have no cooker so all we eat is dry weatabix and Peperamis. The reception on the TV is crap so we are currently watching Bombay tv on how to make the perfect Madrass curry. The house stinks the wife stinks I stink but we smile in a polite way as we pass each then vomit with the stench. I need a gig tonight to get me out of this hell hole I need a gig so we can afford a 5 pack of Peperamis. I need a gig to buy air freshers and Vanish to clean away my skid marks. Surely it aint a lot to ask. Oh Morning Fakebook world..
Posted on: Sun, 10 Aug 2014 08:23:54 +0000
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