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My mother, a master of guilt trips, showed me a photo of herself waiting by a phone that never rings. Mom, I call all the time, I said. If you had voicemail, you’d know. Soon after, my brother installed it for her. When I called the next time, I got her message: If you are a salesperson, press one. If you’re a friend, press two. If you’re my daughter who never calls, press 911 because the shock will probably give me a heart attack.
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 01:58:54 +0000

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