My people be very careful these days... This happened to me last night when I returned home....my face oooooooo , I cant believe what happened to me, Wonders dey always say shall never end. I was standing in front of d entrance of my house waiting for d security to open d gate so I can go in. Then a woman came n told me dat she knows me, dat she has met me before. So I was like I cant really recall where and when I met u, anyway, pls remind me. Then d woman said dat she had met me in a conference in Abia State, Umuahia, in February to be precise. Oops! Madam, Ive never been to Abia State...dat was my reply. Before I cld complete d statement, I heard TAWAI , A very hot slap on my face, if d temperature of dat slap was to be measured, it will be around 200degrees. I felt so confused, at first I thot d slap was from a man, I looked behind her to see if there was another person behind her, but there was none. I tried to ask her wat I av done, I was trying to apologize, sorry Ma for not recalling ur name ‘TAWAI!’ d hot slap came de 2nd time ! I couldnt bear it any longer. I regretted being alone in d nyt. I held d womans hair n started pulling her legs. I pulled and pulled, stretched and stretched her legs then pulled again just as am pulling ur legs now.hahahaaha... Kaiiiii! U too like gist oooooooo. See as u dey serious dey read am... Just want to say, we shall all witness 2015 in a happy mood.. Can someone say Amen
Posted on: Wed, 24 Dec 2014 21:23:29 +0000