NIGELLA LAWSONS CHRISTMAS CAKE RECIPE. 1 CUP OF WATER 1 TSP OF OF BAKING POWDER (WINK WINK) 1 CUP OD SUGAR 1TSP OF SALT OR ANY FINE WHITE POWDER 1 CUP OF BROWN SUGAR JUICE OF HALF A LEMON 4 LRG EGGS LOTS OF NUTS 1 BOTTLE OF VODKA 2 CUPS OF DRIED FRUIT Take a sniff of the baking powder so as not to mix up with Salt, Check the Vodka. Take a large Bowl and check the Vodka again along with the Baking Powder, to ensure that this is the highest quality put two lines on the worktop and sniff again. Pour a a level cup of Vodka and test. Repeat above Turn on the Mixer and beat i cup of Butter in a large fluffy bowl Sniff 1 tsp of white powder and add 1 tsp of sugae beat again,at this point best tmake sure the Vodka izz shtill ok. Try another cup just in case...................turn off the mixerer Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl, chuck in a cup of fuit. Pick THe Fruuuits off the flooooor# & Mix on the turnerer. if the Fried FrOOOOTs got stucks in the Beaterers PrY lose with a ScreW |DriveR. Sample the Vidker to check the consistency. Sniff two cups of Salt or something who careshz Check the Vodker Now shift the Lemon and strain your nuts Add one Big D and the Kids Table Add some more white Pawder stuff or whaterver you can find. Grease your Oven and Wee in the Fridge. Turn the cake tin 360 degreezz and try not to fill over. Do not foorgot to beat off the turnerer Now finally throw your bowl through the wonder fonash the Fodcar and colapse into bed Cherry Mistmas Overywon
Posted on: Wed, 04 Dec 2013 22:21:59 +0000
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